May 2013
I'm afraid of getting fatter
disneyprincest:
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2
*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
edsheerun:
i just want a boy to like me
no not that one
succeeded:
my life goal is to be a milf
gnarly:
my computer screen is brighter than my future
gorditaa-xoxo:
trixietang:
if you call yourself ugly, i’m just gonna agree w you
got no time to make your ugly ass feel better
this is funny yet mean haha
Inbox me one thing you wanna know about me.
Sometimes at night I suddenly become aware of all the things I’m missing out on right now, and all the people who I’m not close to anymore, and all of the good times that will never happen again, and all the people who meant the world to me who have forgotten about me forever, and I get this awful feeling that’s kind of like a mix between loneliness and nostalgia.
whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
reginamas:
i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost
and she’s just like
well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
strawberrydaydreams:
do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason
you’re just like
no
